“It happens”
THE SOPRANOS
Wednesday, 2 March 2011
Friday, 4 February 2011
WHITECAPS
“When we was piss poor
this was the biggest caviar wish we could come up with”.
For better or worse
things change. Picking up the pieces we
step into this episode with Carmela sat in Dr Cusamano’s
office with a thermometer in her mouth as Tony sits in the corner
as patient as he can muster. Elsewhere
the day is also Christopher’s
release from rehab
while out in New York Johnny Sack is feeling the
pinch at the hands of New
Jersey. Also struggling and
stressing is Uncle
Junior as he remains on trial now awaiting verdict. He and the juror secured exchange fearful
expressions.
Whitecaps it turns out
is Tony’s present to Carmela. An
investment for the future, it is a house on the shore where they can go to get
away from the stress of everyday life.
And following initial reservation Carmela comes round to the idea of
luxury while posing as focused on the investment benefit. Then during a middle of the night
conversation she initiates him to push forward with the deal stating “more is
lost by indecision than by wrong decision, that’s all I’m saying”.
Cutting to the morning
Christopher is waiting outside the house to pick Tony up who comments, “Hey Jack Lemmon how’s Lee Remick?” With a can of Coca Cola in hand Christopher swigs his
healthy beverage while Tony quizzes him on his stay in rehab making sure that
he is no longer on drugs. It’s a crass
question from a crass person. Then he
asks which of the twelve-steps
he’s currently on. With this he explains
the only one he hasn’t done is to go round to all the people he fucked over
while he was using and apologised.
Tony’s advice: “maybe you shouldn’t do that one and let sleeping dogs
lie”.
Meeting Johnny Sack at
an Office Depot Tony enquires where Carmine is
currently at in negotiation regarding the esplanade. They discuss their options and ways to move
things on. Tony asks Johnny what he can
do for him as he responds, “I
can take a sad song and make it better”.
Johnny Sack is scheming. He wants
change at the top and he wants Tony to execute it. Throwing some points and numbers around they
reach an agreement and hug.
Back in the car Tony
reveals to Christopher the plan to remove Carmine. His response is that Johnny Sack “won’t like
that” at which point it is revealed it’s his decision, his strategic move. He states that Johnny hasn’t been happy with
Carmine since the slurs towards his wife. Tony knew back then the lack of
response/reaction was a mistake.
Christopher asks if it’s going down soon. If he’s to buy the beach house Tony is going
to require the esplanade scratch. He
states that it shouldn’t look like what it is.
It should be a home invasion, carjack or in growing toenail. Christopher knows some black guys from Irvington. That sounds like the right idea. The instruction remains “it can never get out
who whacked the old fuck”.
At the beach house
Tony and Christopher look over the lay of the land. With this the owner Alan Sapinsly sees them
and asks if he can help them. Tony reintroduces
himself as they get into conversation regarding the woes of selling the place
and the problems he is having with the current buyers (Dr Kim and his
wife). He doesn’t think they will be
able to come up with financing but have still been given 30 days to try and
raise it. Making his own offer Tony says
he can do 15 days and cash. With this
his picks up the phone and calls the doctor about to go into surgery. As a litigator he has the knowledge the break
the 30 day deal (“I can tort you into the poor house”). Suddenly Tony has bought a beach house.
“Let’s hold a good
thought”.
News quickly gets to
Carmela as soon the whole family are excitedly checking the place out. Tony states “first time I felt good signing
papers”. In a shot that looks like a
still from Woody Allen’s Interiors, Tony and Carmela
look out at the house as he comments to Meadow and AJ: “you’ll
inherit this”. Naturally her response is
“dad, what a thing to say”. There’s a
tangible sense that such a moment could not be too far away
Outside as dusk settles
Tony and Carmela walk romantically in barefoot, hand-in-hand as his wife pauses
in embrace to compliment “Anthony Soprano you are full of surprises”. His response is “its good to see a smile on
your face”.
A new day and
Christopher is meeting with his “friends” in Irvington . Bouncing
a ball they enquire on his wellbeing and how the “12 Step shit” is doing for
him. Ironically these were people that
“sold you H when they was
your thing”. Getting on with business
Christopher states that it should look like a carjacking as the mocking
response is “that’s some stereotyping shit”.
Carmine’s pattern is that he goes mall walking inside Kings Plaza Tuesdays and Thursdays 7AM . With
this a large envelope is handed over with a down payment. “Next sound you hear”.
Then it all turns to
shit.
Anthony Jr answers the
phone “home of the burger, what’s your beef?”
On the other end of the line is a confused Russian lady. “Tony?”
“No, this is Anthony” With this
the screen cuts to Irina
in an open dressing gown with a phone in her right hand and bottle of vodka in
her left. She responds “oh yes, the handsome
boy” as AJ replies confused asking who it is before Irina asks to speak to his
mother. Asking if she has “Mrs Sopranos”
Irina introduces herself: “I used to fuck your husband”, a comment that acts
like a stab into Carmela’s chest as she immediately hangs up. Seconds later the phone rings again as
Carmela screams down to AJ to say she has it.
This time know what to expect she goes on the offensive as Irina opens
stating “Tony loves me, you know?”
Carmela asks what she wants as the Russian lady informs, “we have some
sadness in common, he’s been sleeping with my cousin Svetlana”. The angry wife informs the mistress that she
is a “piece of shit” which Irina takes on board but counters questioning where
that places Carmela in the pecking order.
“You call my house again, you ever speak to one of my children again, I
will track you down and I will kill you.
We have got guns here, I mean it” is the response. However undaunted by this Irina continues
explaining to Carmela who Svetlana is, the final bombshell to kill the call.
Whistling happy Tony
drives back to the house listening to “Layla” in his SUV only to find
himself riding over his set of golf clubs in the drive. In addition to this his clothes begin flying
out an upstairs window as he enters the house wondering what’s up only to be
met by flying shoeboxes hitting him from the landing. “What the fuck are you doing?” “You fucking shitbag”.
On cue Tony stomps
upstairs as Carmela warns him not to go up and to get out the house. She begins locking doors to get away from
him. “What’s the matter? What did I do now, huh?”
With this the door
flies open as a teary Carmela states “you have made a fool of me for years with
these whores. Now it’s come into our
home?” “What are you talking
about?” “The Russian called. Your son answered the telephone”.
Suddenly Tony is on
the back foot. Almost cowering he states,
“she’s insane”. He goes defensive and in
denial. Then Carmela asks about Svetlana
her cousin. And soon the hurling of
abuse becomes the hurling of arms as a physical struggle ensues until pinned
against a wall Carmela shouts “let go of me”.
A stand off
ensues. Carmela tells Tony to “just get
out Tony, don’t even say anything” while his response is “I’m not going
anywhere and you know it”. He tries to
calm her with a hand on her shoulder as she spins around and slaps it away
snapping “don’t you ever touch me again”.
She then begins listing past instances of Tony’s cheating and
indiscretion (“you’ve had quite a time on my watch”) as he promptly snaps back
“at least I never stole from you” referring to the $40,000 she took to purchase
stocks. Suddenly she is also
denying. With this Tony squares up to
her taking the stance with which he usually deals with such opposition. And Carmela knowing he cannot take this route
calls his bluff daring “you wanna hit me Tony?
Go ahead”.
As another wave of
calm arrives Carmela asks the age old question of cheated wives: “what does she
have that I don’t have?”
Unable to answer this
question Tony continues to deny having an affair with Svetlana stating that he
“will take a polygraph to
that effect”. This isn’t enough for
Carmela as she asks Tony to leave again before promptly breaking down. Knowing there’s nothing he can do here Tony
exits.
From here things cut to
Tony banging on the door or Irina’s house.
There’s no response even when he threatens to kick the door in. A few moments later Svetlana emerges on
crutches dragging on a cigarette stating, “she’s not in” and how she’s probably
at Brighton Beach. She says Irina blames Tony for “ruining Zellman”. After Tony beat him with a belt he felt weak
in front of Irina and couldn’t perform. With
this she drops her cigarette to the floor and stubs it out with her crutch
adding “they broke up not so long after”.
His response is a characteristic “oh fuck that”. Tony asks who told Irina about Svetlana and him
as it turns to be the employee that came across the pair of them and following
a pay dispute gossiped to Irina. Such a
small thing prompted such a huge thing.
Attempting to shed some severity on the situation Tony explains how he
now has to tell his kids that he and their mother are separating and how its
“gonna rip them up”. Remaining cool and
stoic Svetlana offers “divorce is very hard for kids. After this they don’t trust. I’m child of divorce”. Still attempting to deflect, spread and
attach blame Tony comments “shouldn’t been drinking in the afternoon” before
leaning on Svetlana with “how about a little sympathy here, what you got
fucking ice in your veins?” before referring to her as “most expensive piece of
ass I ever had”. But acknowledging what’s
now done is done she holds his hand and says “take care Tony, you’re a strong
guy, you’ll be all right”.
Now night-time things
cut back to Whitecaps
where Tony carrying bedding and torch enters the house and beds in on the floor
for the night. With his feet hanging out
the end of his blanket he gets up, opens a window and breathes in some much
needed fresh sea air.
Meanwhile in the
series other troubled and dysfunctional relationship Adriana gets in a car
with Agent Sanseverino who asks how Christopher is doing (“that place was a
godsend”). She asks if the wedding is
back on but things haven’t improved that much yet. A pregnant pause occurs before a general
update is discussed such as Tony buying the beach house and the still unknown
whereabouts of Ralphie. To this Adriana curiously adds that while
Christopher was in rehab every five minutes Vito would be calling
her to see if she “needed anything”.
Then essentially asking permission if she can go Adriana states “I’m
supposed to be meeting my mom” and the agent grants her release.
Back at Whitecaps the
owner sees Tony sleeping on the floor, knocks on the window and gestures “what’s
going on?” With a grand understatement
Tony says “things aren’t very good at home so I came to sleep on my boat and it
was being refinished and the smell of the paint…..” Sapinsly states “I’ve been up to bat three
times” as Tony explains they’re thinking of separating. On cue ever the litigator he offers the
advice that Tony should meet with all the top divorce solicitors in the area
that way if worse happens none of them can take Carmela on as a client due to
conflict of interest. Tony is
impressed. But then the man insists Tony
find a hotel until he takes possession of the house because it makes him
liable. Taking this on board Tony says
“first let me tidy up a little”.
A little while later
Tony knocks on the door of Sapinsly as his wife answers and welcomes him
in. Now with this thing with him and his
wife, thinking it over in the shower Tony has decided now is not the time for
him to be buying a house. He apologises
profusely and requests his deposit back so he can get out of their life. Having turned down a buyer to accommodate
Soprano, Sapinsly is naturally unhappy as he states he’s “not sure how your
marital status negates the purchase”.
Attempting to play on emotions (and working on Mrs Sapinsly) Tony states
how the purchase was for his kids and his wife.
This however does not work on Mr Sapinsly who states the house was on
the market for a year and a half and they had two offers which he chose the
Sopranos. A brief friendly negotiation
occurs as Sapinsly remains stoic while his wife sympathises with Tony. Still smiling in his attempt at persuasion
suddenly Tony’s phone rings with a call he has to take. Retaining his manners he tells Mrs Sapinsly
it was nice to meet her while maintaining to Mr Sapinsly “but I’m not buying
your house”. Once Tony’s out the door
Mrs Sapinsly turns to her husband and states “that guy’s a mobster”.
Speaking on the phone
outside it is Johnny Sack calling Tony to say he has just spoken to Carmine
informing how he is now ready to settle.
However everything for the hit on Carmine is in motion which prompts the
response from Sack: “welcome to my world” before hanging up.
Later on Tony and
Christopher meet up in a park at two chess tables with Carmine and Johnny. Carmine begins the sit-down addressing Tony’s
situation with Carmela which he promptly cuts through stating he wants to get
back to earning. A big problem here too
is Zellman. Quickly a deal is brokered
and the situation settled. With this
Carmine states how his son was a big help in resolving the matter that he would
like that remembered when he is gone “but I’m not going no place” as Johnny
Sack chips in “healthy as a fucking rhino this guy”. It’s almost as if he knows about the
hit. With a smile Tony responds “you
stay that way” going in for a second embrace.
Back at the Soprano
house Carmela sits in the kitchen deep in thought as Meadow comes downstairs
with school books in her hands. The mum
asks her daughter if she got any sleep.
With the response in the negative Carmela suggests that she maybe return
to college. Sitting down at the dining
table with Snapple in hand Meadow says
how she used to feel superior to other people and their fucked up divorced
parents. Now they are one. Carmela empathises and says she used to feel
the same. Meadow expresses concern for
the future and her family. Carmela
attempts to assure her it will be OK but it’s suggested it will be “predicated
on bullshit”. Lacking energy Carmela
says she doesn’t want to fight. By this
point Meadow has teared up as she asks “it was cos of Furio, wasn’t it?” Surprised by the subtly astute observation,
Carmela enquires “who said anything about Furio?” To this she adds “I have never been
unfaithful to your father”. Appearing to
not entirely believe her Meadow comments “daddy was” as Carmela puts on the
brakes and says “this is not something I want to talk about, I’m sorry. Not now, not ever”. Tearing up further Meadow gets up and snaps
“Jesus, how could you eat shit from him for all those years”.
Elsewhere eating on
his own at Nuovo
Vesuvio, Tony makes for a tense stature.
In his customary style Artie comes over mid meal and gives his condolences
as Tony nods silent before critiquing the food.
At this point Tony’s phone rings and its Johnny Sack announcing “fucking
amazing, huh?” Tony’s response is just
“I guess that’s that” as cryptic as ever Sack responds “things have a momentum
of their own” prompting Tony to echo his wife’s quote of “more is lost by indecision
than wrong decision”. Reluctantly Sack
agrees as the call ends with Tony saying “you’ll hear from me”. At this point Christopher arrives and sits
down next to Tony. He informs him that
it was JS on the phone as Christopher confirms “we’re not on for Tuesday no
more, right?” To his surprise Tony
responds “wrong” as Christopher seemingly shacks with excitement and grabs a
glass of water seemingly to hide/disguise his excitement.
Back at the Bing Paulie is talking
about Johnny Sack to Silvio. Those two have history as Paulie lies “I
always worked very hard to make him think I liked him”. He even stretches his suspicion to saying he
even thought Sack and Ralphie were in bed together. With this Tony and Christopher arrive
commenting on the Carmine situation (“we reached an agreement”). Then as chat increases in typical fashion
Paulie chips in on Tony’s relationship status saying “with all respect to
Carmela I’d put her shit out on the kerb and let it rain on her”. And as rough as the statement is Tony appears
to almost agree commenting how much he paid for the house.
Further frustrating
the situation Tony’s phone continues to ring as he complains and comments how
they were better off years ago without them.
This call is from Alan Sapinsly regarding the beach house informing Tony
he will let him out the purchase agreement however he will be holding onto the
$200K deposit. With this unacceptable
suggestion Tony changes his mind and says he thinks will buy the beach house
after all where his family will have parties until 4AM . With
this Sapinsly states he has been fair in not enforcing the sale or claiming damages
prompting Tony to respond “damages haven’t started yet”. Feeling threatened he states there’s a paper
trail if a hair on his head is hurt as Tony resolves “you misread me entirely,
you must think I’m fucking thug”. The
call ends “just be forewarned, you will not be getting your deposit back”.
On that sour note the
episode returns to the Soprano house where Carmela is cleaning up the kitchen
as suddenly she spots Tony behind her (“Jesus, you scared me to death”). He goes to the fridge to get something as she
prevents him, slamming the door shut.
“This is my house Carmela and I’m not leaving”. Stern and stubborn she responds “get outta
here Tony. I asked you once, nicely”. Through gritted teeth Tony apologises and
assures it won’t happen again as once more he reaches into the refrigerator
only to have Carmela force it closed.
Naturally annoyed he responds “make me” as she reveals her hand saying
she has made an appointment with a lawyer and that she will get a restraining
order. Not taking her threat seriously
he pulls out his phone and offers it to her to make the call. Promptly she slaps it out his hand as he
grabs her leaning onto her on the kitchen counter. With things on the verge of becoming physical
she states that AJ will be home soon and asks if he wants their son to see them
like this. Sticking to his intent Tony
states “I’m not leaving here Carmela” to which she lashes out “I don’t love you
anymore. I do not want you. You are not sleeping in my bed Tony. The thought of it now makes me sick”. In response to this he shoves off her and
goes to the refrigerator as Carmela declares “Jesus Christ almighty I’m going
fucking crazy” before running off upstairs crying.
With AJ now home we
next see he and Tony carrying the theatre seats out from the home cinema to
make room for him to sleep. AJ quizzes
his dad “mom’s gonna to let you stay out here?” to which Tony responds
“let? This is my house” adding “ain’t it
better when I’m here?” Noting the time
Tony states how late it is for AJ to just be getting home. He claims he was studying as Tony with
hypocrisy suddenly becomes the person dishing out discipline. He warns AJ that he’s going to be getting
more involved now and that his son has to go easy on his mom now and she’s
going through a hard time. And on that
note he sends his son to bed as he proceeds to inflate his own.
Unable to sleep on the
temporary bed Tony tosses, turns and thinks things through analysing the
situation to the point that he phones Christopher instructing to call off the
Carmine killing. “Something don’t make
sense here” as Christopher wonders whether it’s a set up. Tony’s not sure but has noted that their
“friend” Johnny Sack is very anxious to “pass the ball, the prick”. Tony adds that nobody must ever know the hit
was being considered. To stop it now
Christopher says he’ll offer his guys in Irvington half of what they would have got to do it. In response Tony closes the conversation
stating “just make sure, I told you that”.
With this the next day
Christopher meets up in a remote destination with his “friends” from Irvington bringing them a bag of money. He reiterates they need to keep this quiet as
the comment is made how one of the would-be hitmen has “a mouth like on a
statue nigga” coupled with the confirmation “word”. Now done the parties head off in their
separate directions. In their SUV the
hitmen question whether Christopher has actually cleaned up while in honour
among thieves tradition a further keep quiet lie is attached to their place in
proceedings at which point Benny
Fazio and Petey
LaRosa burst along side and begin shooting the Irvington pair. One even manages to get out the vehicle
firing in the air but the job has already done.
In the distance Christopher listens to gunshots to ensure his own hit
has been executed correct. Then as Benny
issues the final shots he grabs back the bag of money as they leave the scene
with the now dead men’s SUV rolling into neutral into a wall.
Seemingly a world away
Tony lies back floating in his swimming pool while Carmela watches from the
kitchen. Subtly aggravated by this she
goes out to ask when he’s going to move the cinema seats away from the
garage. Questioning the nagging wife
motive of the comment he asks “seriously?” as she justifies her point stating
they will ruin the grass. Tony shrugs
this off with sarcasm as she continues moaning that she can’t switch the
sprinklers on without ruining the seats.
Staying still Tony says he “get right on it” as Carmela remaining with
her arms crossed asks “why do you have to make even this difficult?” Now annoyed he questions her real motive
asking whatever reason would she have to address this other than to “busy my
balls?” Then mission accomplished Tony
gets out the pool in a huff to move the seats as her response is “fuck you” to
which he snaps “that’s gonna to cost you $3” in reference to the swear jar
scheme she was previously implementing.
While Tony dries off
Carmela continues: “You know what Tony.
What’s done is done. We are where
we are and it’s for the best. But just
for the record or it might even interest you to know, that I might actually
have gone on with your cheating and your bullshit if your attitude around here
had been the least bit loving, cooperative, interested”. Sniffing and grabbing his cigar Tony enquires
“who idea was Whitecaps?” to which she shrugs “just a bitter version of an
emerald ring so you can keep on with your other life”. Tony states “you don’t know me at all” as she
continues “I know you better than anybody Tony, even your friends. Which is probably why you hate me.” “Hate you?
Well don’t worry, I’m going to hell when I die. Nice thing to say to a person headed into an MRI”.
Carmela follows Tony
into the home cinema, his temporary lodgings.
She continues “you know Tony, I’ve always been sorry I said that. You were my guy, you could be so sweet. Nobody could make me laugh like you”. Struggling with the sentiment Tony asks
“Carmela, who the fuck did you think I was when you married me? You knew my father. You grew up around Dickie Moltisanti
and your Uncle Eddie. Where do you get
off acting all surprised and miffed when there are women on the side? You knew the deal”. “Deal?”
“And your mother can talk all she wants about you know who and his chain
of drugstores. You and I both know the
other boyfriend you were debating marrying was Jerry Twofey with his father’s
snowplough business. And we now know
that wouldn’t have suited you at all”.
“You really don’t hear me do you?
You think for me its all about things”
“No, I forced all this shit on you”.
“You are so fucking
hateful”
Carmela moves to a
different part of the room and gears up to hit Tony with a fresh slight. She begins “can I tell you something Tony?”
as he snaps “don’t pretend like I gotta choice”. She turns round and begins “the last year I
have been dreaming and fantasising and in love with Furio”. And as things take a total soap opera turn
Tony faces her laughing in disbelief.
“Every morning when he’d come to pick you up I would look forward to it
all night long in bed, next to you.
Those nights you were actually in the bed. And when he would ring the doorbell my heart
like it would come out of my chest. He
would smile and we would talk. And then
you would come down the stairs and I felt like probably like somebody who is
terminally ill and somehow they managed to forget it for a minute. And then it all comes back”.
With this Tony lunges
towards Carmela raising his fist punching several holes in the wall rather than
in his wife. As she sweeps aside he
responds: “He talked to you. Oh poor
you” to which she lashes “he made me feel like I mattered”. Glaring he says “you asked the other day what
Irina’s cousin has that you don’t have.
And I thought about it because it’s a pretty fucking good question. And yeah she’s sexy enough even with the one
pin gone but that’s not it. I could
converse with her cos she had something to say!” Naturally Carmela responds “I am here. I have things to say”. “Beside did you bring the chairs and did you
sign the living trust? She’s a grown
fucking woman that’s been kicked around.
And she’s been on her own. And
she’s had to fight and struggle”.
“Unlike me, is that it? Who the
fuck wanted it like this? Who the fuck
pissed and moaned at just the idea of me with a fucking real estate
licence?” “Free to sit back for twenty
fucking years and fiddle with the air conditioning. And fucking bitch. And complain.
And fucking bitch, bitch bitch to me, to your fucking priest. Fuck it!”
And having said his piece he walks away.
“Who knew all this
time you wanted Tracy
and Hepburn. Well Tony, how about the other thousand
fucking pigs you had your dick in over the years. The strippers, the cocktail waitresses. Were you best friends with all of them
too? You fucking hypocrite”. And with that Carmela walks out the room.
Resuming things in
court Uncle Junior sits outside with Janice and Bobby waiting to be
called in for a verdict.
Then a quick cut to
another world sees Dr
Melfi’s telephone ring as she says goodbye to a client. On the other end is Tony unable to talk, to
express himself. The call ends and she
promptly presses *69 to discover it was from a blocked number. However you sense she knows it was Tony as an
expression of disappointment emits.
Now in the courtroom
Junior sits awaiting his fate as the judge reports that the jury remains
hopelessly deadlocked. The juror on
their side remains refusing to deliberate and “can’t be reasoned with”. With time now passing Junior’s lawyer pushes
once more for a mistrial and that the government gives another Allen charge to
go back and try again. The judge doesn’t
think this we change anything and with that the jury is called back into the
room and addressed. Hopelessly
deadlocked he reasons to having no choice but to call a mistrial. He tells them they have “performed a valuable
service” and that they may be excused.
This is a good result and outcome for Junior as hugs are promptly
exchanged.
Outside the courtroom
the jury is released back into civilisation as Junior’s guy attempts to bid
farewell on a good note only to have one lady state on the birth of his
granddaughter she “wouldn’t want to think of you that day”.
Back at the Soprano house
while Tony sits watching war documentaries, the speakers from the system are
being taken away by two soldiers as AJ enters and sits beside his dad. He promptly asks if he can move in as
naturally Tony asks what’s wrong with his room.
Carmela is on the warpath, on his case persistently. Accepting the situation Tony again defends
his wife to his son and difficult time she is experiencing. But AJ does not think this is fair stating
“why do I have to get stuck with her?”
Annoyed now by his son Tony can see the situation but insists “you’re
not staying in here. Get that right
outta your head now. It would hurt her
feelings you don’t want to be in her part of the house”. With this Tony’s guys come back for the other
set of front speakers. With this Tony resolves,
“you can come in and watch TV with me
here but you can’t stay” as he reaches into his pocket to give AJ some money to
buy a CD and some flowers for Carmela.
This is clearly his answer for everything. But he realises this is not how things can go
on.
Cutting back to Uncle
Junior he returns home with Janice and Bobby as she suggests throwing a party
to celebrate the trial outcome. Junior
is not in the mood. He makes modest
suggestion of pizza but clearly just wants quiet. He adds “I don’t suppose Tony would want to
come with what’s going on at that abattoir”.
After ordering the pizzas Bobby and Janice dance singing “I Got You Babe”. This niggles Junior as he orders Bobby to go
downstairs and check whether an envelope has been delivered. When he next looks back Janice is giving him
a disappointed look.
Back at the beach
house Stugots
arrives at Whitecaps and drops anchor.
With Tony’s home cinema speakers now on deck, Benny and Petey settle
in. With this the camera cuts to the
Sapinslys hosting a dinner party suddenly being interrupted by the sound of Dean Martin performing at The Sands Hotel. The strains of “Drink To
Me Only” begin. Sapinsly grabs a
pair of binoculars and sees the name of the boat is Stugots as he immediately
clocks this is Tony’s boat commenting “fucking goombah trash”. The sound of the stereo seeps into their
dinner party and uncomfortably drowns out thought. This is the damages Tony threatened.
Resuming the Carmine
situation Tony and Johnny Sack meet up at night in a dark, remote corner. Sack is smoking while waiting as Tony
apologises for arriving late. He says he was interviewing divorce lawyers
as Johnny jokes that he always asks himself if it’s worth it financially as
Tony refers to him and Ginny as “the old married couple”. “Marriage can be very hard work if both
aren’t pulling at that load” to which Tony nods at with a smirk. Getting serious Johnny asks “I was wondering,
why the delay?” Tony hasn’t told him: “I
was gonna call you. You’re not gonna be
happy. I’m out. Whacking the boss is bad for business. And now that he’s settled….” This was not in Sack’s plans. He says “this is very disappointing”. Tony attempts to solute offering “he’s old
man, you’ll get your time soon enough” as frustrated and subtly angered Sack
responds “don’t go into coaching Tony, it’s not your strong suit”. Then less subtly angered he begins ranting
regarding his real feelings towards Carmine and his son. Tony resolves “I shouldn’t be hearing that”. As annoyance flows and Sack expresses a sense
of being let down by Tony he offers “John, I still consider you a dear dear
friend”. You sense the feeling is not
mutual as without words Sack calls an end to the meeting prompting the
customary embrace and return to their vehicles as the man from New York glares at the
man from New Jersey as
he heads off.
Back at the Soprano
house Carmela is in the kitchen grating while AJ watches something on TV. As Tony steps in carrying a bag she comments
she didn’t realise he was in. He
responds saying he was just collecting a few things. Calling a meeting Tony tells AJ to turn off
the TV and come into the kitchen. With
this Tony says he’s been thinking about things and living in the home theatre
coming to the decision that it’s probably not a good idea. At this point Meadow comes down the stairs
with her used plates and cutlery. She
has been clearly hiding in her room. She
asks what’s going on as Tony announces that he’s just telling everybody that it’s
probably better if he doesn’t live in the house anymore. As Carmela remains cross armed and frosty the
kids react upset as AJ asks “because I wanted to stay in there with you?” This is surprise news to Carmela. Tony assures this is not why as he calls him
over for a hug. Tearing up Meadow asks
where he’s going to go as he responds “don’t worry about it” as she comes over
for a hug too commenting “you should go back to counselling”. Tony responds “its better this way” as
Carmela adds “he’s making the right decision.
He’ll get a place, we’ll go and visit.
It will be better. You’ll see”. Attempting to remain positive AJ adds “you
guys could still get back together maybe, right?” “Sure” says Tony “we’re still close”.
In her room Meadow
sits down on her bed weeping thinking with a flashback to bratty behaviour in
past seasons. Meanwhile in the main
bedroom Tony puts a Fila cap on his head
before taking a final few items from the cupboard as Carmela steps in watching
over his exit. Their closing exchange is
Carmela offering, “be careful” as he informs, “I’ll be at the Plaza”.
As he gets in his SUV
outside, AJ watches from the door. Then
he has gone. Stood behind him is Carmela
who offers a hand on his shoulder which fails to confide him.
Back at the beach the
Sapinslys tentatively take seats in their garden for a night time tipple as
they look out at Stugots with apprehension.
The inevitable occurs as a recording of Dean Martin screams from the
boat. The comment “you’re not drunk if
you can lay on the floor without having to hold on” prompts Mr Sapinsly to shout
“fucking gangster asshole” as his wife reacts pissed off. He instructs her to “call the police” as she
states “they’ll just turn it down when the police comes”. With this she points out Tony can pay the
$200 fines forever before begging her husband to give Tony back the deposit
before storming inside. Briefly he muses
on the moment before following her back into their house closing the windows
once inside. And with the strains of
Dean Martin singing that he loves Las
Vegas “because my girl’s here” season four of The Sopranos comes to close.
Thursday, 11 November 2010
ISABELLA
ISABELLA
As the first season of
The Sopranos crashes to a
conclusion it does so to the strains of Nottingham
band Tindersticks. It feels a most odd act to have on the
soundtrack for the mob battlefield of New
Jersey but in capturing the moment and mood of the piece “Tiny Tears” from
their second
album proves perfect.
Arriving at the
penultimate episode of the season Tony is not in a good way
and it has not gone unnoticed. Amidst
word of an FBI
informant in their ranks Pussy has gone
missing and life in general is catching up on Tony. And now Melfi has him on
medication.
It begins at a
funeral. The deceased is an old lady
called Mariolina Capuano. Jimmy Altieri is around
saying things he shouldn’t to Uncle Junior much to his
chagrin. Within seconds things cut to Bada Bing where Silvio and Christopher are
discussing Tony’s condition. Depression
is offered as the reason/cause as Silvio compares his state
to Churchill and Napoleon (thus comparing his
own boss to said leaders).
Back at Casa Soprano Carmela is asking Tony if
he needs socks. Soon their exchange
descends into an argument as she tells him to snap out of it, yanking open the
curtains (the drapes) letting the light in on the day (“sunlight is good for
you. In Alaska
they use light hates so they don’t get depressed”). Now disturbed Tony gets up out of bed and
enters the day looking out his bedroom window and spotting a mysterious
beautiful lady in the garden next door hanging out the washing, much like his
family is currently airing their dirty laundry.
It is a very gusty and windy day making the job difficult and exposing
the mystery lady slightly but for the job of getting things clean it is
effective. As Tony looks on gawping and
giddy for him this is a rare vision/glimpse of beauty in stifling and tough times. This is Isabella.
From here with the
Tindersticks in full flow we cut to Tony stepping into his bathroom getting his
medication (Prozac and Lithium)
from the cabinet coupled with a lingering shot of a pink toothbrush, a very
feminine image, as he downs the pills and drifts off. In the process he looks at his reflection
disjointed and barely recognisable.
Confused with his eyes rolling he takes perch on his toilet and mentally
drops. It’s an Elvis death.
Returning to the
funeral Junior is stressing. His guys Mikey Palmice and Chucky Signore are
late arriving as he admonishes them for leaving him alone to deal with “Pork
Chop Boy” (Jimmy Altieri). With this
settling/calming things down Palmice informs Junior that they have set up “the
thing” to happen tomorrow (“black guys, it will never leak back”). Now somewhat happier in distracted fashion
Junior looks at the deceased lady in near celebration commenting “Mariolina,
gave me my first hand job. God, what is
this man saying at this poor woman’s funeral?
Attempting to bring things back on topic Palmice continues to ease
Junior’s mind regarding the hook as he observes a boy looking at his prayer
cards, a boy that looks like a young Tony, his nephew. With guilt Junior comments “thousands of
bucks for Honus Wagner
and jack shit for Jesus”
before adding “guy spills his guts on some fucking shrink’s carpet” half
justifying, half denying his decision to whack Tony. With this Palmice continues to fill Junior in
on the details until out of annoyance he snaps “enough, I don’t want to hear
anymore.”
Back home the time is
now 2.30PM (tooth hurty) as Christopher updates Tony on
the lack of information on Pussy’s whereabouts.
As he continues to discuss Pussy Tony soon tells him to stop. With that Tony heads downstairs and finally
gets dressed.
Stepping out into his
garden the gales remain as he notices a slip on the grass. Without hesitation he picks it up and sniffs
it, he remains an animal. Despite being
depressed Tony is still smart, smooth and charming as he heads next door to
return the garment and make his introduction.
It turns out his neighbours the Cusamanos are in Bermuda playing golf while Isabella
house sits. She is reading “Principles
Of Oral Surgery”, a clear connection to both the pink toothbrush in his
cabinet, the clock on the wall and Tony’s health in general. He comments “if my dentist looked like you I
would stay away during a root canal” which looks like a variation on something
he might say to Dr Melfi as he attends to a different set of roots with
her. With that their exchange ends with
her sitting down returning to her book all dressed in white, pure in both
appearance and conduct.
At this point Tony
heads out to town in his SUV with
Christopher trailing him keeping tabs.
At the newsstand Tony buys a newspaper under the watchful eye of both
Christopher and his would be assassins (John Clayborn and Rasheen Ray). To all this Tony is oblivious, his medication
has taken/stolen his edge and street smarts.
And while Chris and the hitmen clash outside he skulks around like
Frankenstein’s monster entering Montclair Physicians’ Suites. In his medicated state with this vision Tony
is the physical embodiment of depression and a broken man.
With this we cut to
Junior leaning out the back of his car and vomiting. Suddenly it becomes evident this is tomorrow
and the hit was supposed to go down but did not (“apparently a civilian got in
the way”). Unwittingly Christopher just
saved Tony. The fixer Donnie Paduana
arrives to explain what happened with fresh assurance of it now happening
tomorrow. In conversation Paduana makes
light of the rumour Livia
arranged the hit prompting Junior to order him hit for having a big mouth. After Palmice performs the deed they pass the
car he was shot with Junior looking on in horror. He is an uneasy man.
In session Dr Melfi
begins by asking Tony if he is still taking the Lithium. She says the intention is to give him a
kickstart/jolt to the system. He
exhibits doubt of its effect stating that he “don’t feel nothing…I feel dead
and empty”. There is however one thing:
Isabella. Focusing on the bleak he
offers the declaration “I’m like King
Midas in reverse here, everything I touch turns to shit” before expressing
doubts of his own being “I’m nothing”. Melfi suggests that if he feels that way Tony
should subtly section himself for some rest and relaxation (“into a laughing
academy?”). This idea is naturally
rejected. With this dismissal Melfi
states then instead she will increase his Prozac dosage to 60mg.
After the session Tony
collects his medication from the chemist and bumps into Isabella. She has just finished class having bought a
sandwich for lunch. Confused by what she
has actually purchased Tony displays his wealth and class taking her to a high
end restaurant for lunch. She asks him
if he has ever been to Italy (the
motherland) to which he responds “no, I never got off my ass” as she asks where
his people are from. From here she tells
him about a house in her town that survived an earthquake due to its
foundations (much like his two families).
At this point Tony states that his grandfather was a Stonemason (a member of a
secret society). To this Isabella adds
that the earthquakes mean now there a no longer as many houses left (much like the
Mafia with the FBI). She adds how in her
hometown there is a church where the bell rings whenever a baby is born and
with this Tony drifts off to a vision of her sat in a rocking chair holding a
baby as church bells ring in the distance.
Isabella looks up and acknowledges the viewer (Tony). This is the mother figure he never had. Returning to reality (to the restaurant)
Isabella asks the spaced out Tony “are you on medication?” which he denies
before changing the subject asking her further about her dentist studies.
Cutting to the evening
back home Meadow is
seen calling upstairs to Tony announcing dinner as A.J. comes running
downstairs. Livia is visiting for dinner
as Carmela forces A.J. to pull her seat out for her even though it is only her
status that commands this (not her personality). At this point Tony emerges from an unexpected
direction/room still wearing his bathrobe and bed clothes. He gives his mother a peck on the cheek as
she comments about his smell as he responds “I really don’t need that right now
ma” in the manner of a neglected and wounded child prompting the comment
“aren’t we being sensitive”, the opposite of what is need at this time. There are two bosses at this table jockeying
for position of head. And the wrong one
is winning. It turns out that Junior was
supposed to attend also but he wasn’t feeling well. As the chicken is passed around Meadow states
that during its lifetime the average chicken’s legs do not touch the floor to
which A.J. reacts “that’s dicked up” causing Livia to comment “if you used that
language (around me) I’d slap your face” both treating him how she treated Tony
and sending out another message that she is the alpha at this table. Speaking further she states how she read
about a woman in Pennsylvania
killed herself and her three children in a fire. But isn’t she the one that has called for the
killing of her own son? At this point
she asks Carmela why Tony is still in his bathrobe more to emphasise the
wrinkle than explain it. Unhelpfully
Meadow trivially states that “he is depressed” further emasculating Tony
prompting him to head back up to bed causing Livia to begin crying further
manipulating the situation. “This is the
last time; I am never coming back to this house”. And if Tony gets whacked it probably will be.
New day rising and the
wind remains heavy as ever as Tony looks out his bedroom window at Isabella
stood in the Cusamano’s back garden. At
this point Carmela steps in commenting “what a day, with this wind huh?” She then asks what he is looking at before
getting a full view of Isabella, asking who she is. Tony admits to having lunch with her prompting
an argument and Carmela laying into Tony snapping “if I had an ounce of self
respect I would cut your dick off!”
With the wind (of
change) growing heavier we cut to a hat blowing down the street past Junior and
Livia where they are wrapped up in a cinema queue for its everyday $3 matinee. Here Livia comments on dinner at his son’s
last night and how Meadow and A.J. “barely have a father now” which is quite
rich considering her own parental skills.
As she keeps commenting and sticking in the boot an ill at ease Junior
retorts “I don’t want to know” instead stating “some bargain ($3), that’s all
anyone should pay for a movie”. Junior
is from better times. Oblivious to this
in continuation Livia compares Tony to looking like her cousin Kiki after
having a lobotomy (“empty shell, better Kiki had died than going on living like
that”). This woman really feels
justified in killing Tony.
“Can you hurt someone
so much you’re supposed to care for, someone you said you’d always be there
for”.
With that “Tiny Tears”
rears back into proceedings as an above shot of Tony in bed slowly pans down in
dizzying and woozy fashion. It’s the
disorientating angle of when life you feel sick and about to vomit. It is what it almost induces of the viewer at
this time. And when his maid enters the
room he responds with a bunt “go away!”
In a daze Tony gets up
and heads out into another windy day towards town buying a racing post and
bottle of Tropicana orange juice at
the newsstand before returning to his SUV and spotting a man in his wing mirror
approaching brandishing a gun. With this
the first shot is fired getting his drink as the second take out his driver
side window as the lull of the music ceases and he snaps into action wrestling
with the first hitman as the second rushes up and declares “you’re dead now
motherfucker” managing to take out the passenger side window, Tony’s ear and
his hitman partner with one shot. Out of
instinct Tony starts up his SUV and grabs the second shooter’s gun and manages
to keep it pointed away from him while speeding off until the second gun man
finally falls to the wayside as Tony briefly delights in his escape before
ploughing straight into a parked car knocking himself out cold.
In the aftermath the
episode cuts to Carmela, Meadow and A.J. running through a hospital corridor to
check on Tony. While getting his ear
stitched together he jokes with Meadow about it being just a failed carjacking
before asking A.J. “what’s the matter with you?
Forgot how to talk because your old man got banged up a little?” Banged up – interesting terminology at this
time. With this they leave as Agent Harris steps in
with feeble offers of protection off the back of what was an obvious
assassination attempt. Carmela sees this
too. She thinks they can get out but
they can’t. Ever buoyant Tony stands
tall as the father figure while in the hall Meadow sits worrying as A.J. scoffs
a sandwich (“God, self involve much?”).
And at this point Silvio and Pauly arrive as Tony’s other family also
stands by his side - “Takes more than a Jamaican bobsleigh team
with a couple of cap guns to stop your old man”. With that they go in to see Tony as A.J.
concludes to Meadow “I don’t believe it was a carjacking”.
Having made the news
word soon gets out that it was a “gangland execution gone awry” as both Junior
and Livia watch the news report on TV with
very different reactions. Naturally
Junior is worried/scared (“I feel like I’m floating in space”) while Livia
quickly changes her tune with the reaction of “he’s my only son” as she suggest
that they visit him.
Now back home everyone
is making a fuss of Tony. Despite his
injuries he is rejuvenated, the incident sparked/reignited something in
him. Silvio and Pauly are already around
him as soon Christopher is joining them as it is said the surviving hitman is
said to have drive off in a Taurus
which he links with his little bout of road rage (his beef) a couple of days
earlier. The pieces slowly come into
place. On that note Carmela returns as
the guys all celebrate Tony. Christopher
declares “he’s like a father to me”. At
this point Junior and Livia arrive just his men tell Tony “it had to be your
uncle, right?” As suspicions rise so
does the threat of tension and repercussion so quick on her feet Livia
conveniently forget who Meadow is. Is
she losing her mind?
With Tony now an
endangered man he soughts a late night meeting with Melfi in a car park
asking/checking whether she disclosed his treatment to any third parties
prompting the subsequent questioning his authority. Of course she has not, she’s a professional
with ethic, she’s a good egg. Satisfied
with her admission he further defends his mother as being the blabbermouth, the
culprit but it was her. With this
conversation picks up as Melfi asks him how he is feeling and he smiles “pretty
good” commenting on the recuperative powers getting a jolt to the system, “a
nice kickstart”. He takes back his
previous comments about not wanting to live and that in the height of the
moment he says “I didn’t want to die.
Every fucking particle of my being was fighting to live”. He comments how he had lunch with Isabella
and his vision (his mind’s eye) stating how it was the parental fantasy he
always desired. Soon Carmela arrives to
pick him up as elsewhere A.J. and his date are escorted to the school dance by
Silvio and Pauly.
Elsewhere at Green
Grove Junior storms in on Livia (looking for her slipper under her bed) asking
what she was doing yesterday forgetting her granddaughter. She denies faking her gesture (“I don’t know
what you’re talking about”) as exasperated Junior storms off.
Back at Tony’s he goes
into his backyard where Dr Cusamano is
raking up leaves. Seeing him Tony asks
where Isabella is but he doesn’t know what he is talking about. Then inside he asks Carmela if she saw
Isabella to which she angrily responds to accusation of threatening to cut off
his dick. With this realisation that
there was no Isabella, that she was just a hallucination, he telephones Melfi
somewhat peeved as she tells him to discontinue the already flushed
Lithium. Forever the analyst Melfi
further analyses/reviews Isabella and what she represented asking Tony if he
ever flirted or came onto her. He
didn’t. Melfi continues asking “why
now?” highlighting the need for a maternal figure in his life. She asks him hoe he is feeling and he
responds “I feel pretty good actually.
When I find out who took a shot at me I’m going to feel even
better”. The episode cuts and ends with
“I Feel Free” by Cream.
For me “Tiny Tears”
has come to represent the song that accompanies the droned out depressed and
misery that Tony inhabits in this episode.
It is now an anthem.
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